The Slightly Unattractive Mind

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(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs, via undeadniklos)

blood-sweat-thc:

poetic-floetry:

nelalyhs:

luvvdivine:

Someone on Twitter said Taylor Swift is built like a single crab leg. *flatlines* Please wear red suits and matching dyeable slingbacks to my funegro because I might don’t make it! *DEAD*

Single crab leg!? lmfao

Where is the lie tho?

NO CHILL 
flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj
istarelle:

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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code
Me: I love horror games!
Me: *continues to watch hundreds of Horror Game playthroughs on youtube with the sound low and the lights on and doesn't play a single one of them.*